licks balls

the art of being something, lousy, terrible, lame; not very good
“do you like guns n’ roses?”
“no, they lick b-lls”
sucks in comparison.
made famous from the movie jay and silent bob strike back. they’re standing outside a convenience store they don’t like.
jay: “this place licks b-lls compared to the quik stop.”

me: “their church choir licks b-lls compared to ours.”
my son: “mom, that’s not very christian-like.”
me: “um, ok. the devil licks b-lls compared to g-d.”
my son: “that’s better.”
this slang phrase originated in the north of england, and literally means ‘rocks’. from the latin ‘kicks -ss’….
guns’n’roses lick b-lls….
hazza does not lick b-lls
the ultimate term to express how absolutely great and fantastic something is.
see also ball-lickin’ good
“that totally licks b-lls”
“does that mean it’s good?”
“yes, of course. how could it possibly mean anything else?”
“i see your point”