ketamine kev
an insulting definition for someone from trowbridge , wiltshire.
he is a man who once ate a rat head that had been left in a bag and p-ssed on. this was accompanied by sweet and sour sauce to make it more bearable. he also enjoys b-mming animals (b–st–lity) and inbreeding with the fellow trobridgeans resulting in unwanted births, one of which is a troubled individual only known as rob b–ne
he is a typical trowbo.
child: “oh my god its ketamine kev, wtf is he doing with that dog/camel?”
parent: “i dont know but stay away, we should contact the police”
1: “look ketamine kev is over there, modelling his new mankini”
2: “we should contact the police”
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