ketchup bottled
verb. 1. to have one’s p-n-sh smashed with the palm of his unexperienced girlfried’s hand during a handjob.
2. to have one’s d-ck smashed as if it was a ketchup bottle.
1. that dude can’t walk cuz his d-ck got ketchup bottled last night.
2. “d-mn girl, why did you have to ketchup bottle me…. that really hurt bad, now my d-ck is bleeding.”
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