Ketchup Chips


a flavor of chips that is not sold in america
do you has ketchup chips???
no… ):
aww… sad face
the most delicious potato chips ever produced, currently available mostly in canada.
me: so, i got these really good chips in canada, they’re ketchup flavoured!
adam: i got those in connecticut. those are so good! (mouth waters)
the possible, if not probable, aftereffect on one’s peen of having s-x with a lady during her special lady time.
“i thought it was a voodoo curse, but turns out i just got ketchup chipped.”
when a girl doesn’t shower for several days after her period, and the blood dries into chip-like scabs.
john: man, that girl last night was insatiable, but she was so nasty. she had ketchup chips all over.

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