Ketchup Ranking


ketchup ranking is a system used to determine how efficiently the sp-ce in a fridge is being used.typically employed in student housing. a ketchup ranking is determined by the number of ketchup bottles present in a fridge, compared to the number of people using said fridge. if there is only one bottle of ketchup, sp-ce is being used optimally. if there are 4 bottles of ketchup, and 4 people, that is a failing ketchup ranking. thus the number of ketchup bottles determines the ketchup ranking.
dude, there are 6 bottles of ketchup in here, two are nearly empty, and there are only 3 of us living here… we need to throw a potluck or boil some hotdogs because our ketchup ranking is through the roof!

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