Ketchup Smooch
the act of smacking someone in the face with a dirty tampon…usually done as a prank but may also be an expression of affection.
example 1)
jeff: i’m still cleaning krista’s uterine lining out of my ear after that ketchup smooch she gave me last night…..
example 2)
baby momma: if myles doesn’t start paying child support he’s gonna get a ketchup smooch
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