someone on a keto diet who rejects any idea of eating something they believe “is not ketogenic” and projects these ideas on other people (even though they are wrong)… they may also be referred to as a “keto n-z-” depending on how sever or radical their protests against some foods can be. it is unknown where their beliefs start, or how they come up with the definitions for “non-keto food”… little is known about the keto cop/n-z- other than they are most reportedly found on facebook groups, and rarely on reddit pages.
mark: i’m so confused…i told stacy i was enjoying a few strawberries with my lunch today and she went off on me saying how strawberries had sugar and sugar was not allowed on a keto diet! … she must be a keto cop because she took them and threw them away!
bill: wow, that’s totally a keto n-z-! doesn’t she know they only have 2 grams of carbs per berry?? it doesn’t matter if it’s fruit sugar, 1 gram of sugar is still just 1 carb…
- brian farrell
a dog munching f-ggot who compensates for his small c-ck by fingering men. oh my god that brian farrell kid is a f-ggot!
- frank and paco
a really cr-ppy but amazing informational video of how to learn spanish. it is hosted by two puppets named frank and paco. man: “yo did you catch the last episode of frank and paco?” girl: “yeah it was so awesome, i love learning spanish!”
refers to a creature in fiction or myth its eyes and mouth on its chest or torso, derived from epiphagi, another term for blemmyes, a mythical creature. can also be used to refer to something whose mouth is very large. the pokémon hitmonlee is epiphagian in nature. that guy’s neck was so short he was […]
- mergen dragons
when two men ( preferably one being uncirc-mcised ) roll their p-n-s skin over the others p-n-s tip to m-st-rb-t- together the guy brian i’ve been seeing is uncut and last night we did a mergen dragons in the clubs bathroom.
- punching the squid
masturbating in such a way that when you c-m it shoots out on strings that make it look like squid tentacles coming out of your p-n-s. man 1: “why is your house such a mess?” man 2: “sorry, i got a bit carried away punching the squid last night.”