Kettering Goggles


a reference to the fact that because there are so few girls at kettering university, the few (generally unattractive) girls that there are seem much more attractive than they actually are. similar to beer goggles.
kettering student: “hey dude, check out that chick. she’s a dime.”
u of m flint student: “no man, she’s ugly, take off your kettering goggles.”

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