Kettle Cooked
when a guy finishes in a girls mouth and she gargles it then spits it out into a cup to be consumed at a later date.
friend: “what is this in this cup, ron?”
ron: “oh, my girl was saving that for later after she kettle cooked it.”
friend: “you have problems man.”
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