Kettled


a term well known in south west england for best describing a young male and female having -n-l s-x.
“me and this boy had -n-l s-x last night”
“eww you got kettled”
when someone has taken too much ketamin, they are kettled
that last one has done me… i am totally kettled
to suffer humiliation at the hands of another, often as a result of personal idiocy. a result of the tutrim theory of moderation™.
-rs-face: haha, i am so much cooler than you!
george: but your name is -rs-face.
impartial observer: kettled!
had one to many drinks, i.e. p-ssed!
i so kettled, i cant stand up
a. 1. really high; baked, fried, blazed, stoned, etc.
-oh my lord, i am soooo blazed, how bout you?

-i am kettled off my -ss!

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