Kettlin


the act of throwing a kettle full of boiling water into someone’s face if they’ve done something wrong.
he punched me last night in the pub, i gave him a kettlin this morning and he won’t be doing that again.

my girl wouldn’t call me nate the dawg so i gave her a kettlin.

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