kevlar flat smack


to smack a soldier on the -ss with a nice piece of fresh kevlar
h-llo fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that -ss with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet -ss*
*g-y b-tts-x proceeds with the soldiers ripened -ss receiving some bomb -ss d-ck*

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