Kewanee
kewanee is a city of about 13,000 people in central illinois. it really has nothing in it except farms, wannabe gangstas, good’s furniture, hog days festival, and a lame high school with a corrupt and sometimes mentally unstable school board (led by the superintendent, the most corrupt of them all)
everyone in kewanee wants to get the h-ll out, and everyone outside of kewanee has no clue where kewanee is (except that goods is there)
it has a constant smell of animal waste.
kewanee? where the h-ll is that?
joe- hey angela! where are you from?
angela- i’m from kewanee.
joe- weak.
angela- i know…
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