key bump


the act of using a key to snort a drug. the drug is spooned onto the key and the placed near the nostril for inhalation.
“hey, lohan is inviting us to go do a key b-mp with her in the john.”
the act of using a key to snort a drug. the drug is spooned onto the key and the placed near the nostril for inhalation.
“let’s go keyb-mp in the bathroom.”
what you get when your homies are stingy with the bag.

hitter: “yo, lay me out a phatty.”

pitcher: “nah man, i’m just doing key b-mps.”

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