keybanger
a keybanger is to coast along in an manual carby’d car with the engine off pumping the go pedal 3-4 times then with the car in gear dropping the clutch causing the car to ‘roll start’ causing a great bang to show you mates you need a new m-ffler.
omg i shouldn’t have done that keybanger, i need a new m-ffler now eh uleh?
a keybanger is a person that has limited success with their s-xual escapades in real life, and therefore takes out their s-xual frustration online, via trolling, tearing successful people down, or otherwise critical posts. they more vehement their postings, the more virginal they are likely to be.
non-virgin1 – these kids on 4chan are pretty pathetic, eh?
non-virgin2 – yeah, these keybangers should get out of the house and try to bang a girl instead of banging their keyboards all day.
non-virgin1 – oh well, more hot tail for us!
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