Keyboard Ninja


one who is a internet tough guy mostly on social networking sites i.e. mysp-ce,facebook etc. probably someone who needs self -ssurance and the only way of feeling tough.

dan: “hey mike whats wrong?”

mike: “im sick of these keyboard ninja’s actin hard on the net.”

someone who enjoys or needs to use the keyboard instead of the mouse to accomplish tasks in a computer environment. knows a lot of keyboard shortcuts in one or many softwares. usually is proud of knowing so and exhibits a feeling of slight superiority over those who use the mouse for everything.
bill: why don’t you just press shift-sp-ce to roll the page up in firefox? it is sooo much faster. if you keep using the mouse for everything you will never be a keyboard ninja.

bob: yeah, i know… …l053r…
one who is a internet tough guy mostly on social networking sites i.e. mysp-ce,facebook etc. probably someone who needs self -ssurance and the only way of feeling tough.
im sick of these keyboard ninja’s actin hard on the net.

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