keyboard pal
one with whom friendship is made and maintained mainly through a computer-based form of communication.
lauren maintained her e-friendship with her keyboard pal björn well until her 19th year, at which point her travels through scandinavia brought her to his hometown, where a best-left-forgotten erotic encounter with one of his family’s boars left björn without a home, and lauren without a keyboard pal.
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