Keyboard Philanthropist
a facebook or twitter (or similar online media) user who invests a huge 5-minute effort into saving the world via link-sharing and hardcore online chat.
much like the keyboard warrior, the keyboard philanthropist has no genuine intentions whatsoever (though he/she may become overtly aggressive or enthusiastic if engaged), and is always best approached with a healthy amount of sarcasm, a neil degr-sse tyson reaction meme or a taser.
person 1: omg guys that kony guy is such a d-ckweed!!! help me save uganda by clicking ‘like’ or ‘share’ =)!
person 2: watch out kony, you’re dealing with a keyboard philanthropist over here…
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