Keyboard Romeo
somebody who is very charming with the ladies through text/ instant messaging, but is really awkward in real life.
guy through text: omg you’re so pretty!
girl through text: omg thanks!
the next day at school…
guy: …
girl hi!
guy …
girl: what a keyboard romeo.
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