keyboard shredding

the act of hammering out programming code insanely fast.
edwin: “hey jon, let’s hang out tonight.”
jon: “sorry, can’t tonight; going to do some keyboard shredding.”

miguel: “hey do you hear all that keyboard clicking noise?”
edwin: “that’s just jon keyboard shredding. don’t disturbed him; he’s in the zone.”

jon: “wow look at that nerd’s long hair and neck beard. he must be a keyboard shredder.”

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