Keyboarding

the worst highschool cl-ss ever conceived by man.
i’ll be in the best mood ever, but then i have keyboarding and i leave miserable.
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using a keyboard to arrange letters and symbols in an attempt to keep the mind alert and the muscles toned. the keyboard is mostly used for this purpose by members of the older generation.
when flons was young and he still had control over his bodily functions, he was a dynamic skateboarder. in his twilight years, he finds keyboarding a suitable subst-tute.
the act of ones ejaculant hitting the keyboard during masturbation.
“i ended keyboarding after the date ended so badly and got it everywhere”
a medieval form of torture.

in its modern incarnation, the keyboarding victim is placed within earshot of a piano student doing finger exercises and practicing musical scales.

keyboarding always outperforms more modern, physical forms of torture such as water-boarding. spies trained to withstand physical torture always crack under the strain of keyboarding.
“aaaaah!! that kid next door keeps practicing musical scales!

i can’t take it anymore.
we’ve got to move someplace where there are no pianos!! aaaaaaaah!

that realtor said she could make us sell. hurry… get her on the phone while i keep my ears covered!
yes. yes. we’ll sell now. yes… you can have a 20% commission! aaaaaah! make it stop! whatever you want… just stop the keyboarding.

stop the keyboarding!!

aaaaaaaaaaaa…”