the most elite teenager alive.
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d-mn that kieran bastow is amazing
kihei is a small, beautiful little town on the island of maui. best kept secret on the island. relaxed comminuty and calm surfing for the whole family. kihei, “the place to liveif you can afford it”. kihei. pr-nounced key hey
- princess smoking
when a girl blazes with guys and does any of the following: 1) doesn’t throw down 2) camps on something that she didn’t throw down for 3) has the guy light the bowl for her 4) has the guy hold a roach for her 5) has the guy roll the blunt/pack the bowls “d-mn.. i […]
- prison sh*t
when you take a particularly large, and thus painful, sh-t. a sh-t that gives you the feeling of a gaping wide -ssh-l- and/or a rip in it or the p-ssageway leading to it, and also would give you trouble walking straight for a while. similar to the feeling you would get whilst getting f-ck-d up […]
- projectile *j*c*l*t**n
projectile -j-c-l-t–n is where you m-st-rb-t- until just prior to -j-c-l-t–n, and then you hold it carefully back until somebody you really dislike is nearby and you let go, hitting them in the face or hair with a loud, wet slap. don’t get mad, get even. projectile -j-c-l-t–n is for you.
- buffet monster
a fat person who is no stranger to the buffet car. should wear a t-shirt that says “i will only get out of my chair for food”. someone so fat they have their own post/zip code. a: “shall we go to the shop get some lunch?” b: “suppose we better ask the buffet monster if […]