Keybola
any disease or illness caught from a computer keyboard. most usually a shared or public computer. occurs due to people with dirty hands using keyboards.
dave: have you seen jimmy recently?
alan: no i haven’t, he works at an office right?
dave: yeah, he does
alan: must have a case of keybola
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