keydet
a cadet at the virginia military inst-tute. since it’s the south, it was pr-nounced keydet. they are bad -sses and steal all of our hott chicks.
my girlfriend dumped me for one of those keydets because he’s hardcore.
one who is a cadet at the virginia military inst-tute. from the southern pr-nunciation of “cadet”.
keydets may be identified by their propensity to use the word “dyk-” after most nouns, obsessive use of chewing tobacco and confusion when confronted with the am/pm system of time.
keydets can be found in the wild at almost any frat house in virginia on any given weekend during which they are not required to swaddle at the comforting t-t of the inst-tute.
if confronted with a wild keydet, be cautious. females are attracted to the cl-ss white and grey blouse uniforms like rabid, v-g-n–throwing racc–n. also be aware that they run in packs known as “brother rats” and are looking for the measliest of excuses to f-ck up a frat house.
“who’s that guy with a fat lip that called that guy a rat?” “oh that’s a keydet!”
“dude, my girlfriend literally just had s-x with this guy in front of me while we were at dinner- i can’t compete with that keydet swag.”
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