keydonym
words that can be spelled using the same keys on a 9-digit keypad of a cell phone; often discovered when attempting to use predictive texting.
“i can’t believe my girlfriend dumped me after i texted her that i wanted to f-ck her puppy. i had no idea that was a keydonym for p-ssy. d-mn.”
also: home, good, hoof, goof, and gone
: hate, gate, have, gave, and gaud
Read Also:
- Odell Moment
when someone has a random, or sometimes very frequent, act of great stupidity, such as having very late reactions, extreme loss of coordination, or just sounding unintelligent, causing them to resemble the ginger sean odell kiel: two m-ffins are sitting in an oven, one turns to the other and says “boy it sure is hot […]
- keyboard rage
when you make a typo in an online conversation, attempt to correct it, f-ck it up again and repeat. usually ends in a string of random letters as you bang your keyboard in frustration. bob says: i didn’t know what bob says: -hat bob says: -that mother ufcker bob says: jlkfsaa;’kjlkjajidfuacjkdjiemsdfe kate says: don’t give […]
- Munchingfoo
tight: the embodiment of betrayal and dishonour. descriptive of the type of person who allows others to buy him rounds before leaving to take a ‘nap’ right before his own round. who’s round is it? i can’t believe that d-mn munchingfoo! lads, we’ve just been munchingfoo’d!
- munchin
when someone is eating a lot. d-mn man you munchin you ate like 4 bags of platano chips. 1. a term for performing gay oral s-x. 2. a term for performing oral s-x. 3. the action of eating food. what were you doing last night? munchin?
- Oesterling
oesterlings are a tight knit clan of caring people. they hail from the continent of europe. oesterlings are hard working folk that have strong values. kid: dad, i got an a on my test! father: wow, you’re working like an oesterling!