Keyes Disease
the so called disease people get when they live in key west, florida. symptoms include being a lazy drunk with who doesn’t want to work and only wants to wake up and go to the bar.
he really had has sh-t together before he moved to key west and got the keyes disease. now he gets drunk twice a day and is two months behind on his rent.
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