keyfucked
when you are soooo focused on something else, you don’t look at the keyboard, and type a random collection of letters, that the recieving party has no idea what you mean.
davy: why the h-ll not?
davy: come fish w/ me :-d
fred: aifgr
davy: aifgr?
fred: i got keyf-cked, sorry.
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