Keyhole
the appearance a woman’s -n-s and v-lv- make when she’s bent over nude. it is further enhanced if the woman’s b-tt cheeks are spread open.
dude, debbie was teasing me last night and i totally saw her keyhole when she bent over for me!
when a bullet fired from a gun strikes its target at a funny angle, the resulting asymmetrical hole looks like a keyhole, hence the name. usually caused by a worn or damaged barrel, or poor quality/incorrect caliber ammunition.
that ancient pistol i inherited from my grandfather is so worn out, half the time the bullets will keyhole and the other half of the time i can’t even hit the target.
pounding the p-ssy so hard with such a m-ssive member that it thins or demolishes the taint leaving only a keyhole shaped chasm.
d-mn! i gave that ho a keyhole last night!
a nicer version of -sshole.
you friggin’ keyhole, shut up!
someone who is a jerk.
he’s such a keyhole! he never stops insulting me. he’s quite annoying!
town drunk of sauk prairie. do not headb-tt or you will be injured. has been known to “keyhole” a beer in .85 seconds and did a keg stand of 4 minutes and 20 seconds. has r-t-rded people -ssist him rolling joints. he had to wear a 40 lb. vest in jail.
keyhole can keyhole a beer in .85 seconds.
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