MILF Wrecker
tasty beverage that is a derivative of a sangria. recipe:
1 gl-ss wine
1 shot coconut rum (e.g. malibu)
the wine is usually red, which works well, but white can be used based on your preferences. this recipe works best with a “table wine” or a blend rather than something that is top shelf or a wine that has lots of tannins.
this drink can either be mixed in a batch and served, or can be created by on fly by a “sneak attack”. that is where someone drops the shot in someone’s wine gl-ss when they aren’t looking.
the reason it is call a ‘milf wrecker’ is that it seems to make hot mom’s want to do crazy things and all undergarments to instantly switch one female to the left.
at the gym.
susan: hey, jill! how was the party last night? you don’t look so good.
jill: awesome. i got hit by a couple milf wreckers though, and don’t know what happened. i woke up the next day wearing someone else’s panties.
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