keyser
keyser is a sh-thole town in west virginia that has absolutely nothing to do. keyser is mostly populated by extremely arrogant senior citizens that complain, overuse the bathrooms, and drive entirely too slow on the roads.
guy 1: dude, have you been to keyser lately?
guy 2: nah man, that place sucks…nothin to do but old
ladies. i don’t play that game, man.
a man that uses keys for -n-l penetration.
dave walks into steve’s room and see’s steve naked with legs in the air pointing to the sky and a big hairy -ss staring at him.
dave: f-ck man stop with the keyser cr-p, ur making me ill.
steve: shut the f-ck up b-tch, dont knock it till u tried it, help me unlock my -ss.
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