keystone kowboy
an exclusive group of savage b-st-rds who get most of their nutrients from the delicious cold beer named keystone light. they have been known to steal wives, grandmothers and sisters for a romantic night lasting less than 30 minutes and then disappearing into the abyss to never be seen again. they will also kick your -ss if you a craft beer hippy
jenn- i haven’t heard back from james all week!
one armed girl- he’s a keystone kowboy. he’s probably down in boys town and has gotten a new number
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