kEystoneHarmony


the act of drinking keystone beer while searching for true-love on eharmony-hence the name, “keystoneharmony”
ben was lonely on a sat-rday evening as usual, keystoneharmony filled his social-needs of connecting with women without having to leave his mothers bas-m-nt at 30 years old.

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