Keystoner

a regular at keystone resort, colorado and who enjoys a large amount of mary jane, simultaneously.
hi, my name is alex, and i am a keystoner.
a person who went to a small school in knox, pa. there favorite activities include getting stoned going to cl-ss and eating lunch eating lunch and going to votech or jus skip . then after school getting stoned with friends and chill
i went to keystone and i am a keystoner lol
a clueless touron from pennsylvania (nickname: the keystone state), usually from some obscure small town in central pa, who vacations in ocean city in the summer and drives like a complete and total jack-ss on coastal highway, blocking traffic by going 20 mph or less, not paying attention to anyone else around them, and cutting across three lanes of traffic without warning to make a turn (a.k.a., a “pennsylvania left-hand turn”). they are also infamous for asking idiotic questions like “where’s the beach?”, “how do i get to the boardwalk?”, and “have you ever heard of a place called seacrets?”.
“dude, some keystoner just pulled a pennsylvania left-hand turn on coastal highway and caused a three-car accident.”

“some keystoners just asked me how to get to the beach.”

can also be used as an adjective: “i would have been here a half hour ago, but i got keystoned on coastal highway. d-mn tourons.” (keystoned = surrounded by keystoners going 20 mph, and unable to p-ss.)