the animal version of a gold digger, usually a cat, that only shows affection towards it’s human master(s) when it wants food.
“your b-tch of a cat just scratched the sh-t out of me when i tried to pet her! just 5 minutes ago it jumped on my lap and was acting like i was made out of catnip! i fed her, and now she acts like i’m the dog that raped her kittens!”
“yeah, sorry. she’s a total kibble-digger. got what she wanted and moved on.”
licking someones face when they were least expecting it. for example at a party person a is talking to person b when all of a sudden person c comes along from behind and kiddles person a without warning. this is termed kiddling.
- king filth
the act of making love to all a girl’s orifices, leaving her mouth ’til last and eventually climaxing in her face. that girl was king filth last night, i hope she has floss!
a cool as mother-f-cker that don’t give a sh-t about what she does, she just a rebel c-nt that pulls all them b-tches. guy: have you seen lateasha around other guy: yeah she’s just around the corner smashing this guys head in for calling her a b-tch guy: oh what a f-ck-ng rebel c-nt
microlude (alt. microluna)- n, the tiny delusion of grandeur when one thinks that their latest post, tweet or status update will make them famous. example – p1 man, i’m going to be famous when everyone starts saying “microlude” p2 dude, you’re have a microlude
- microscale bho
microscale bho refers to a small scale process of preparing butane honey oil, a type of marijuana extract made by p-ssing liquid butane through a tube containing finely ground marijuana. microscale bho uses the same basic method as larger scale extraction, but only prepares enough for a few people to get high from at a […]