Kickapoo High School
good high school….if you want to remain in missouri for the rest of your life.
it prepares you for higher level inst-tutions….if your definition of “higher” level inst-tution consists of getting f—ed up 24/7 and this undeserved sense of prestige for the nameless/worthless degrees you can get from msu, mizzou, and drury.
good school for white, mid-upper cl-ss “bro” who works out a little too much, yet still retains the beer belly due to the excessive amount of drinking.
bad school for those who aim for the ivys and etc.
it does not prepare you for upper ranked colleges.
especially if one is pursuing a pre-health field in these said colleges.
“i have taken numerous amount of ap courses at kickapoo high school and graduated with a perfect gpa. i thought i was smart. but then when i went to the coast, i got b-tt raped by all my college courses.” -student a
“i graduated kickapoo high school as a valedictorian, and i got accepted into (insert top 20 ranked school here). my standardized test score may be the same, but i’m still the dumbest kid here.” -student b
“it’s 5 f-cking am. i’m studying my -ss off for chemistry and calculus, while my friends from california or new york are partying because my sh-tty -ss teachers at kickapoo high school did not go over the basic fundamentals.” -p-ssed off student studying for his finals
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