Kicking Goals


taken from australian rules football, where kicking goals is an achievement and a thing to be congratulated about.

however, when used ‘kicking goals’ basically means the opposite to the above definition and that the person is a failure of life.
‘dude, i ripped 100 cones last night!’ says friend.
‘wow, you are kicking goals from 100 metres!’ says me.

‘i failed maths, haha’ says friend
‘kicking them!!’ says me

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