kicking tee retriever
your job is to run to the center of the football field and grab the kick off tee after the ball is booted to the other end of the field. the only way you can screw this up is if you’re plowed into by the return man or the fifth string linebacker relegated to special teams.
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you get to go to every home game, be on the sidelines, and work a grand total of ten minutes per game by simply running in to football field. thats a kicking tee retriever
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