kid aggro


when you child walks in while you are busy and dominates your time, preventing you from doing what you were doing. especially when playing a game, watching tv, or other activities.
dad into headset: “quick, heal me while i taunt that mini-boss.”
kid: “daddy, i have to go potty. can you keep me company?”
dad into headset: “i’ll brb”
voice from headset: “dude, you got the kid aggro!”

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