the feeling you have after looking at your miserable, disrespectful teenager, and realize that if you had stuck to the original plan (abortion), you could be carelessly frolicking around europe now instead of living in a constant state of stress caused by their personality.
when kathryn got pulled over by the police for having her license plate coated with a film cover, she groaned when the officer handed her the ticket. but when her 16 year old kid started laughing like an idiot and said “well, he’s right!” in the front of the cop, she started suffering from a serious bout of kid regret.
who the h-ll would name their child laquander? hi, my name is laquander?! d-mn mom! wtf were you thinking!! it’s not even in definithing.com
only the coolest, dirtiest, bangin’ club on earth. monastery, more commonly known as mono, is where the filthiest of all nightclubbers spend their thursday, friday, sat-rday and sometimes sunday nights. in the dark corners of this dirty, dirty place you will find a certain, awesome breed of sc-m, who can commonly be found in fluro […]
evil woman that likes torturing people and that has no life monast01: and he went to heaven and lived- human01: a-choo! monast01: how do you dare interrupt me? 37 lunch duties!!!
1.the stuff your grandmother picks out of her toenail. 2.the stuff that comes out of zits. 3. any disgusting bodily pus or infection after getting a pedicure, the beautician wiped all off the foot mungadungus onto a kleenex, cringed in disgust, then threw it away.
the disease that someone or something might have that causes one symptom, the state of being of r-t-rded. the cure for this disease can vary to how the thing had r-t-rdec. if used to indicate a living thing or object, it would mean it was slow, or if used as a slang term, stupid. this […]