Kid Shield


an excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching pg rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.

it is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.
compare and contrast the usage of kid shield:

person 1: i had nothing to do sat-rday night so i watched beauty and the beast.

person 2: yeah, i watched beauty and the beast sat-rday night with my kids.

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