kid
a word girls/guys use when they want to mess with someone they like or want to make them mad on purpose.
girl: kid stop joking around.
guy: stop calling me a kid
a friend or aqauntance
yo what up kid
the result unprotected s-x of a male and a female of the same species; also can be known as offspring and brats
the misses and i took the kids to the park.
things that interupt you while your banging you wife.
“i would have finished if it wasnt for those medling kids!”
anyone below the age of 18 (or 21, in some circles.) don’t listen to the idiotic fools who hate on little kids because they think it’s “hip and cool”.
adult: “lawlz i r teh 1337 adult cuz i h8 kidz”
kid: “i thought that you got smarter when you got older.”
the stuff that gets shot all over the place during s-x.
i was doing this broad from behind and ended up shooting kids all over her back and hair.
the worst std you can get.
man 1: i banged jill and got the worst std in the world.
man 2: aids
man 1: no, kids.
man 2: i give you my sincerest condolences.
1.something really old people desire to be when their backs start breaking and their hearing and eyesight get poor.
before gramps died, he told me to stay a kid forever…”it’s worth it.” he says.
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