kiddy vortex
the cl-ssic parental situation that arises with 2 or more children, especially with a newborn and another child under 2, where you are completely immersed in day to day activities 24/7, involving non stop parental duties, leaving you feeling in a trance like state at the bottom of a whirlpool looking up!
“how was your weekend christopher, what did to get up to? mate, it was one big kiddy vortex!
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