Kidney Stroke
when the kidney is kicked so hard that it shoots into the brain causing a stroke. fortunately we have two kidneys, unfortunately this only increases the risk.
tom: did you hear what happened when josh’s girlfriend kicked him with her heals on?
jack: no, dude, but i know she’s a blackbelt
tom: he had a kidney stroke
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