kike-a-cola
coca-cola that is kosher for p-ssover. every year at p-ssover, the coca-cola company manufactures coca-cola with sucrose instead of high-fructose corn syrup. it has a yellow cap, unlike regular c-ke, which has a red cap.
it’s available only a few weeks a year, for jews who want to keep kosher for p-ssover. the coca-cola company tries to keep it under wraps, as they don’t seem to want to sell much of the stuff, but you know now.
it’ better than regular c-ke because it’s thicker, has foamier bubbles, it burns when you swallow it and you can’t taste the carbon.
kike-a-cola is da bomb shizzle. oy!
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