such an amazing person. you’re always want to be around them. even though they may like raw potatoes.
is that kilanies?!
omg how stunning
- f*ck of
to “f-ck of” is very cool and chic person #1: “why does morrissey has to be so s-ssy? ” person #2: “because he’s just f-cking fabulous and if you don’t think so you should just f-ck of ” person #1: “i think he’s f-cking fab. oh, shut the f-ck up. ” person #3: “he said […]
novelyn is a beautiful girl, novelyn is usually a really good singer and writer. any guy would be lucky to have her. d-mn i wish i was novelyn’s boyfriend.
it’s what you get when you mix a hippo with an alligator duh!!!! holy sh-t something almost got me by the leg i think it was a hippopotogater wow that was close
someone who is scared of intelligent people, perhaps because they are stupid. me: dude check out what this chick wrote in her tinder bio! friend: ‘i’m sapiophobic’ what the f*ck is that!
- toyam handshake
the act of shaking someone’s hand right after they’ve m-st-rb-t-d, i.e. a spermy handshake. when you j-ck–ff as much as ben, you will never not be giving a toyam handshake. let that sink in. there are people like that in the world.