kill me now


the great urge to just be taken out of your misery….at this direct instint
watch my children while i never come back…can you just…kill me now?
a way of expressing disdain with a current, recently learnt past, or potential future wholly undesirable event or occurrence. typically perceived to be such a difficult, unpleasant, or embarr-ssing situation for reasons behold: insufficient enthusiasm, interest, or concern; a lack of physical grace, elegance, or refinement; the culmination of preceding incompatible events or uninformed persons meeting; how one will be regarded by individuals, peers, family, a presently undefined social group, or the populace at large
they’re going to be there, at the same time? kill me now.
when a person who is being s-xually abused or meets a weird animal, they may express their discontent with a long grunt and then saying the following. this means that they wish to be killed or to suicide.
please kill me. i want to die! killmenow! uuunnnnghhghhhunnnghhh! killmenow!

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