kill me with a fork
when you just love forks so much that you would like them carved in your face.
– jhon, kill me with a fork?
–what?
-now.
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to m-st-rb-t- profusely after seeing liz last night and she didn’t put out, i had to go liquidate the inventory once i got home.
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a combination of words formally used to set someone who is obviously lying straight. “i f-cked someone yesterday.” “that’s a load of bullsh-t.” a combination of words formally used to set someone who is obviously lying straight. “i f-cked someone yesterday.” “that’s a load of bullsh-t.”
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a bad-ss gangsta way of saying ‘motherf-cker’ while chewing something. yo brutha;let’s beat da sh-t out of dat madafqa,wait til i finish this fried chikken
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maeson is a fantastic person. she’s the strongest, funniest, prettiest, smartest person you’ll ever meet. she’s very athletic and attractive. when you see her you would think she’s the one. she fights through everything that comes her way. you would love a young woman like her. she’s perfect. everyone needs a maeson. maeson’s lookin s-xy […]