Killdo
a d-ld- that’s got a hidden weapon inside.
ryan: “bro, did you hear what happened to mikey?”
rick: “yeah, i heard his tinder hookup stabbed with a killdo.”
a non-s-xual object (i.e. a carrot) women use for masturbation that causes the death of a woman by means of foreign substances entering the respiratory or circulatory systems through a tear in the v-g-n-l walls from the use of said object.
note: a queef will force said object out of the cl-toris and, thus, negate its t-tle as a killdo.
dude, did you see “1000 ways to die” last night? some chick died from masturbating with a carrot. they called it a killdo.
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