Killing the werewolf
shaving any stray hairs growing between the eyebrows. these may otherwise have grown into a unibrow, thus causing you to look like a werewolf.
her: come on! let’s go already!
him: yeah, i’ll be right out. i’m just killing the werewolf.
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