the unit originated in the webcomic ‘order of the stick’. it is a measurement of evil equal to that of approximately one thousand n-z-s.
the hypothetical offspring of sauron and cruella de vil would have an evil rating of between 4 and 5 kilon-z-s!
- Premature Awakeulation
waking up before your alarm clock goes off because your afraid your alarm is broken/wont go off when its supposed to. since alison dropped her alarm behind her bed she went to sleep worried it wouldn’t go off in the morning and she might be late for work. this resulted in premature awakeulation the next […]
a little microscopic bugs that live in hair, skin and poo. look at that crustation in my hair
it’s like when a sarah gets tons of j-zz on her body and then uses cardboard paper to scrub it all off but it makes a c-m-shield in the color of a glazed donut. the s-m-n is crustulating in sarah’s belly b-tton
this is when someone has a really bad mono-brow or a crazy set of eyebrows hence .., crybrows lol here mate u need to sort yersel out look at ure crybrows .
- Premature E-dance-ulation
when someone breaks out a killer dance move way too early and ruins the dance floor for the rest of the evening. also can be a stripper ruining their set by breaking it down wayyyyy to early “dude they had it going on but they premature e-dance-ulated and now no one wants to touch the […]